The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show
Ho, Ho, Ho… it’s the Scummy Mummies Christmas Show! Due to popular demand, comedians Helen Thorn and Ellie Gibson are bringing their special Christmas themed comedy show back to the Mercury Theatre! Expect scummy carols, yuletide sketches, festive stand-up and very scummy Santa stories! Book your tickets now, before it sells out!
Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Bring your mates, pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!
Small Bowls in our Café Bar
Make the most of your visit and discover our tempting tapas trios, with a selection of small bowls perfect for sharing!
Select any three for £13.50. Options include: Cajun Chicken Skewers (gf), Buffalo Tempura Cauliflower (v), Onion Bhajis (v, vg), Wholetail Scampi, Halloumi Fries (v, gf), Crispy Veg Dumplings (v, vg), Vegetable samosas (v, vg), Southern Fried Chicken Goujons, Grilled Pita Bread (v, vg), Duck Spring Rolls, Prawn Cocktail or Cod Goujons.
Simply add the Small Bowls option to your basket when booking online (see the You might also be interested in… page once you have selected your tickets) or with our friendly Box Office team, and you’ll be reserved a table 90 minutes ahead of the show and ready to order which three options you would like on arrival. Limited spaces per performance so book early to avoid disappointment.
“Highly recommended! 5 stars’
One4Review
“Very funny”
The Guardian
Hilarious
Broadway Baby
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